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Old 11-30-2007, 09:01 PM   #1
 
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.

I have a killer jigsaw puzzle , and I can't figure out how to get it started.
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it is finished?

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.




She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.



He studies the pieces for only an instant, looks at the box and then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."



He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then... " he sighed........ "Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......"



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Old 11-30-2007, 09:07 PM   #2
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That was really good...laughed for 5 mins. b 4 telling everyone in the house this joke.
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Old 12-01-2007, 02:00 AM   #4
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Guy walks in an elevator with a blonde.
She says: T.G.I.F.
He says: S.H.I.T.
She says: T.G.I.F.
He says: S.H.I.T.
She insists: T.G.I.F.
He says: S.H.I.T.

She says: Thank God It's Friday
He responds: Sorry Honey It's Thursday..
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George, its been awhile since i heard that one. Still made me laugh.
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Guy and girl are going at it in bed, afterwards he ask her, Beth, am I the first guy you ever slept with?

She looks at him kind of quizically, thinks for a while, then tells him "Hmmm... You might have been."
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I laughed for several minutes with each of those. keep em coming
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Funny Stuff. Bump.
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