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Old 07-15-2007, 09:38 PM   #1
 
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*HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

*1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work
boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns Ammo magazine
and some NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an
hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning
and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was
hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the
house. Better wait outside. .....Cooter
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In 4 days nobody else found that funny? I am on my way to the store to get the boots, I have all the other stuff.

We just had to put down our two dogs that served as our security system, your method might work until we figure something out.
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naaa... he got that from my house!
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Not that it isn't funny, its just old.
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Yeah, funny but heard em before.
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