"But seriously the book/software has no idea how many end tables you have to move, hydrangeas you have to tie back, those webkins you had to individually pack, the H/O's cat peeing on your drop, Mr. Retired Engineer requesting a full report on every brushstroke, the pool in back which now blocks access to the entire back of the house so no ladders, scaffolding, or lifts can get back there, the huge pile of TV Guides (going back to the '70s) that is in the middle of the room leaving you 18" of room all around to paint the trim and walls..."
LOL Slickshift. So true.