[HomeGuardPaints]

I was looking through the yellowpages at the competition and saw a home improvement company's ad. The company's slogan was "we sling wood like all men should". I think its fair to say that I don't have to worry about them expanding too much. Does anyone else have a funny slogan that they have heard others use?

 

[vermontpainter]

Got water in the basement? 1 800 RUWETT?

 

[painttofish]

" Don't let the name fool ya, it's rent a wreck"

Rental car company ad. Never understood that one:blink:

 

[GMack]

Two names of construction companies:

"Close Enough Construction" These guys I've actually worked behind and they're great. Maybe just need a little help on the marketing end of things.

"Git-R-Done Construction" Across Lake Champlain on the New York side . . . Sweet

Mack

 

[HomeGuardPaints]

Two names of construction companies:

"Close Enough Construction" These guys I've actually worked behind and they're great. Maybe just need a little help on the marketing end of things.


Mack

is their slogan " good enough for govenment work"?

 

[slickshift]

TM Framing
Quick Erections That Stay Up
Quantity Since 1984
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[Chameleon]

S and S Painting (Slap and Spread) That gets me everytime !:laughing:

 

[NEPS.US]

Saw and ad in the paper once for "The Naked Painter"....and "B&B Painting"...blind leading the blind......

 

[painttofish]

TM Framing
Quick Erections That Stay Up
Quantity Since 1984
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Quantity since 1984. Nice:laughing:

 

[premierpainter]

Stealth Construction

"You'll Never Hear Us Coming"

Just saw that and thought, "What does that mean?"

 

[HomeGuardPaints]

Stealth Construction

"You'll Never Hear Us Coming"

Just saw that and thought, "What does that mean?"

"... or leaving" :ninja:

 

[timhag]

Stealth Construction

"You'll Never Hear Us Coming"

Just saw that and thought, "What does that mean?"

I'll give ya 1 glue, its in the name brother.

 

[cole191919]

Any intior prodjects? To briten up your house and get that painting finished.
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Remodel the kitchen and Cabnits or add lights and upgrade the floors.
I can take care of all your prodject needs, and GET*R*DONE rite!
SO, if your in Winnipeg
Call Richard for your free estamate

Did he skip through Grades 1 through 12?

 

[bikerboy]

(this was before Harley became an uptight politically correct icon)
I worked for a Harley Dealer in the 80's and we had shirts made up. The front said,
"Don't Be A D!Ckh*ad, Come to Harley Davidson Of_________!

The Back said... "We screw the other guy and pass the savings on to you!"

The district rep came in and had a cow.

 

[plainpainter]

ACME Painters...."We put the caulk into every crack"