My recommendation would be to when waltzing in here to show some respect and first to introduce yourself, aka, Hi my name is Karren Arrogant.
I'm here to ask you to spend you personal free time to read my quite complex post and to use your personal time to solve my issues.
You know, like when you're coming to somebody's house for the first time, you knock first, then you introduce yourself, then you start a conversation on the topic that is on your mind.
Basics.