I have a few but this one comes to mind. Ok so one day the crew was finishing up an exterior. The lead man desides he needs to go to the woods next to the house and take a s**t, so he did so. A while later one of the guys was walking around cleaning up, why he was cleaning up in the woods I don't know. Anyways he sees a rag laying on the ground in the woods so he decides to walk over and pick it up. He then feels it would be a great idea to wipe his face and blow his nose with the rag. He said when he blew his nose it wasnt working so he took the rag and shooved it up to dig out all that overspray and realized the rag was brown and smelled like you know. He said he smelled nothing but straight a** for two weeks.