Oh, that's what those are for? I thought it was a drinking fountain. Oops! Bummer.
I remember being at a hotel near Disneyworld when i was a kid, (Loooong time ago! Space Mountain was 6 months old at the time.) and when he came out of the bathroom he said "it's nice that they put a drinking fountain in the bathroom, but why did they put it so close to the toilet and so low to the floor?"Oh, that's what those are for? I thought it was a drinking fountain. Oops! Bummer.
They're Generation Internet. Nothing will surprise them.Am I alone with the anxiety of my kids coming home when I'm working and possibly rooting through my things.....possibly finding something they would assumingly rather not know about....... Now I have to spend tonight doing a sweep of the house...crap
Get a pregnant friend to pee on a pregnancy test for you and hide it somewhere that your kids are the most likely to look. My GF did it to her mom once. AWESOME GF by the way!Plant something OUTRAGEOUS for them to find in an easy spot. They'll be so distracted and obsessed with their sneaky find that they'll stop snooping and focus on that one rediculious item. Meanwhile, the goodie stash will be safe n sound....
Here's a little story for ya-
My little brother went through my stuff that I had left at my folks' house for a couple of months long, long ago. (This story happened about 20 yrs ago) he found an enormous candle, complete with wick, depicting--ahem-- let's say the male, uhhhhh...well, let's just say manlyness for lack of a family friendly word at the moment. My best friend gave it to me on the hood of my car for my 18th bday a few years prior. So snoopy finds it. He freaked out. Showed it to my mom who showed it to my dad. They're all thinking it serves a personal purpose other than that of a candle. HALARIOUS!! It had a freaking wick and was made of wax!! I'm almost dying thinking about it!!ROFLOL anyway, he found that and didn't dig any deeper into the box...but if he had, he'd have found some other stuff that, well, I'm glad that didn't happen....lolol
Good luck lynn! Happy hiding. Just hide stuff next to the cleaning supplies. They'll never look there.
Just leave some good Ole fashion drug paraphnalia out....mirror, straw....maybe a hunk mag or just something that'll shock her. I love the pregnancy test idea. Take the thrill of seeking out of it. Cat-n-mouse. You're smarter, and you've been doing this life thing longer, work it! If you plant outrageous stuff, if she stumbles upon something "else"she may not realize it cuz she'll be seeking the goods! Nothing like getting a hold of mom's super slinky undies that were sitting under the couch cushion slightly visable. "Oops, I was looking for those! Thanks for finding them." Just play it out is what I'd do with mine....mine quit snooping cuz I'd just embarrass the crap out of em with stuff on purpose. At some point they decided that that embarrassment was not worth it.That was hilarious. I have so much to learn, teach me oh wise one!!!
This is the same daughter that went through my phone at Christmas.......not good
Marijuana is a drug? Since when?Never was into drugs, they won't believe that.
Missed a pair of fishnets, crap. Right out in the open.
Here's a bidet story for you. Years ago I was in a client's new house. Nice big bathroom with a bidet. I was always curious just what happens when you press the button, lever or whatever.
I lean over it and press the button and this gush of water erupts! My face is soaking wet and that stream of water shot up to the ceiling! It's also all over the floor. I go into panic mode because the GC and HO are at the bottom of the stairs chatting and the only thing in the bathroom to sop up all that water was toilet paper.
I was in there a while.