At this point in my career smart ass comments are mostly what I bring to the forum. I prefer to use the term 'Humor", which used to be common in these discussions but has been absent lately. If they don't get it that's fine......I'm guessing the "smart a** comments" reference was re: Gwarel's post (#3 ~ "Looks like something my papaw made..."). Either way, however, bad form on the part of the OP. I'm not inclined to help either, even if I could.
Not a great design anyway. The Wooster 18's are fine for my liking.